Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Melatonin is my performance enhancing drug. PGP.

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.