It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

This third cup of coffee was pointless. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.