Lunch errands ruining your favorite time of day. PGP.

The “Jet Fuel” K-Cups are as close as I’ve gotten to a buzz in weeks. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.