Being sore from putting together IKEA furniture. PGP.

There’s nothing like pouring off-brand syrup on off-brand Eggo waffles to remind you that your college degree was abso-fucking-lutely worth it. PGP.

Mastering the art of looking busy and maintaing zero productivity. PGP.

Getting a headache whether you drink 4 beers or 24. PGP.

Choosing whether to use your bonus to pay your credit card bill or your student loans. PGP.

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.