If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

Everyday around the same time after lunch, my computer goes into a sort of production slump, much like me after lunch. We were meant to be together. PGP.

The USMNT waiting to play until happy hour on Monday. PGP.

1: “Who in the fuck brewed decaf?” 2: “Some virgin.” PGP.

Your car was brand new when you were in the third grade. PGP.

Having no personal items on your desk so you can get up and leave immediately if fired. PGP.

Fuck. PGP.

Now I know why people drink wine every night. PGP.

Can’t update my iPhone software because my iTunes is too old. Can’t update my iTunes because my MacBook is too old. PGP.

I’ve been working here for 10 months and it’s only today that I realized the company name in my email signature is misspelled. PGP.