Having enough money in your 401k to live comfortably but not enough in your bank account for dinner. PGP.

Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.

I keep re-watching “Office Space” in hopes of getting hypnotized. PGP.

My Google Chrome Top 8 homepage acting as my morning to-do list. PGP.

Understanding what the “Friends” theme song was all about more and more every single day of my life. PGP.

According to my calculations, it will at least two years until I can afford 2-ply toilet paper. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.

I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.