I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

Starbucks taste; break room budget.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Three weddings in four weeks.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

I’m sick on a Monday. Not a single coworker believes that I’m not just hungover. #PGP

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

My parents bought me tires for my birthday, and I’ve never been more excited.