The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Requesting to move to DEFCON 1. The coffee machine in my office just broke. PGP.

The hangover today is a disheartening reminder that I can’t drink like that during the week. PGP.

Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Staying up to date with the market despite not having the available funds to invest. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.