Having nightmares about not being on mute. PGP

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Socks are required. PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP