That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.