Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

Raiding your parents’ house for groceries when they leave town for the weekend. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.

The guy next to me has had a cold since Halloween. PGP.

Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.

The sun is out for the first time in a month and I have one of the few windows in the office. People won’t stop bothering me. PGP.