It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.

Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

I’m on the apple a day health care plan. PGP.

“It’s Not Unusual” is faintly playing in my office. My mix of curiosity and wanting to do the Carlton dance is at an all time high. PGP.

My life is a series of awkward moments sprinkled with incompetence and debauchery. PGP.

Got to the office five minutes early. Left my laptop at home. PGP.

My middle aged cubemate is blasting Nickelback at 8 a.m. Good morning to me. PGP.

Threw out some vodka in my freezer to make room for Hot Pockets. PGP.