27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP
“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”
“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.
‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.
I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.
One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP
The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.
HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP
Fat, but not happy.
I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.
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