Back to the grind.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

1: “How’s it goin?” 2: “Just another day in paradise.”

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.