You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

“You look like you could use a vacation”

“I’m still trying to play catch-up from being out of the office last week.” PGP

“Could you cover for me while I’m out this week?” PGP.

“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP

Boss just sat me down to discuss a new “distribution of responsibilities” in the office i.e. we’re giving you way more work but we will still pay you the same. PGP

Tuscany taste, Yellow Tail budget. PGP

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.