Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

In some ways, I might be turning into the female version of George Costanza. PGP.

Five seconds of happiness before realizing your quarterly bonus is going entirely towards credit card debt. PGP.