I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.

I only drink so I can eat fast food later without judgement. PGP.

I thought once I graduated, I would would be living like Jordan Belfort. I was tragically mistaken. PGP.

Fantasizing more about sleep than sex. PGP.

Chugging coffee. PGP.

I just compared myself to Gil Humplestead. PGP.