Telling the interns stories that start with “back in my day.” PGP.

Not getting drunk on the weekends. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

Being used as a pawn in someone else’s office power play. PGP.

The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.

Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.

People thinking you’re telling a joke when you tell them your salary. PGP.

Someone asking “What did you get?” every single time you come back from lunch. PGP.

I ate peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and dinner yesterday. I hate 31-day months. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.