I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.

I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

Thought I was getting yelled at via email because it was in all caps. Turns out my coworker is just a moron. PGP.