Wondering if today is going to be the day you yell “shut the hell up” at the office.
One of my employees just quit via text message
Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP
My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.
Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP
Trying to think of the most politically correct way to say something. PGP.
Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.
Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer
Going to bed every night not really caring if you die in your sleep. PGP.
My boss looked relieved when I put in my two week notice. #PGP PGP.
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