Big middle finger to whoever just heated up fish in the kitchen microwave. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “Oh, can’t complain.” 1: “I could.” PGP.

My boss casually brought up his mental health issues during a meeting today. PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

Hoping my bank account balance is an April Fool’s joke. PGP

I literally do not know how to ask for days off.

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.

Having horrible productivity in the afternoon because you’re discouraged from getting nothing done that morning.

My mom keeps buying me self help books

Doing tricep dips on the arm rests of your chair. PGP