Having to buy the same fiber supplement you always saw at your grandparent’s house. PGP.

Looking for the cheapest thing on the registry. PGP.

I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

Stressed about having to get a haircut and go to the dry cleaners after work. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

Trading your expensive tobacco habit for an expensive nicotine gum habit. PGP.

Looking up exercise programs knowing full well that you’ll never do any of them. PGP.

I have no self control. PGP.

Getting all excited about a raise that can barely cover the price of one extra Subway Sandwich every two weeks. PGP.

Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.