Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.
Garfield comics hitting a little too close to home. PGP.
Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.
My middle-aged coworker just ask me if I knew where to buy weed. PGP.
The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.
Having to zoom in on a webpage. PGP.
Sales support bitch by day, parents IT support bitch by night. PGP.
Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.
Constantly finding yourself in lose-lose situations. PGP.
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