Getting hyped up on LinkedIn Inbox messages only to realize they’re just either generic or computer generated messages. PGP

I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

My car is too old to drive for uber

It will take me approximately 157 years at my current salary to earn what 21 year old Jordan Speith has earned so far in 2015. PGP

I got a deluxe office chair because I said I was in a car accident. I’ve never been in a car accident.

I go on vacation tomorrow. I mentally checked out yesterday. PGP

Went to lunch at Twin Peaks yesterday, caught myself watching golf lessons on the big TV the whole time. PGP.

Assessing the growth of your bald spot in the mirror at work. PGP.

WHY AM I STILL HERE? PGP.

I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.