Beginning all online shopping sprees by clicking the ‘sort price: low to high’ option. PGP.

Googling how much one of your kidneys might be worth. PGP.

I can’t tell if I have low libido or if I’m just too tired to jack off anymore. PGP.

People in other departments telling you how to do your job. PGP.

Depression from your team’s loss on Sunday violently colliding with your Monday depression. PGP.

Not sure if my shakes are coming from my hangover or my coffee. PGP.

Taking out of town company workshops because it’s sort of like a vacation. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a lifelong relationship is my relationship with Sallie Mae. PGP.

Having a stretching routine before heading out for the night. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.