Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.
Spending hours fixing pointless documents to avoid actual work. PGP.
Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.
My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.
That audible sigh of relief when you find out that everyone’s least-favorite person isn’t coming in today. PGP.
The fuck is a Shmoney Dance? PGP.
Papa John’s Rewards points serve as currency in my house. PGP.
Sometimes I make my bed for the sole purpose of feeling like I have my life together. PGP.
Wishing I lived in the ’70s so my chest hair and pattern balding would be more socially acceptable. PGP.
Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.
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