Bender

I'm 40% whatever you want me to be. Bite my shiny metal ass.

Member Since 03/06/2017

My job frequently touts “Work/Life Balance” but regularly denies PTO… PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Commuting Without Headphones Changed My Life

What The Porn You Watch Says About You

Coworkers having to fill you in on what you did during the last hour of the Christmas party. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Realization That It’s Okay To Be Lonely

Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Stop Telling Single People To “Just Stop Looking”

I Drunkenly Got Electrocuted At A Wedding Last Weekend