Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.

Trekked to the office in this blizzard for an important client meeting that “can’t be missed” only to find out the client cancelled without notifying anyone but the boss. Boss forgot to email the team to not come in. PGP.