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How To Handle A Work Crush Without Getting Canned


Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My Office Argument About Bagel Etiquette

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Trekked to the office in this blizzard for an important client meeting that “can’t be missed” only to find out the client cancelled without notifying anyone but the boss. Boss forgot to email the team to not come in. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s Time To Stop Doing Weird Things To Your Alcohol