Bender

I'm 40% whatever you want me to be. Bite my shiny metal ass.

Member Since 03/06/2017

You Can Never Watch ‘Band of Brothers’ Too Many Times

Coworkers that audibly eat at their desks. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Is Everyone Who Lives In Los Angeles The Worst Or Am I Just Exaggerating?

Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Trying to decide between getting up early to make breakfast, or sleeping in and eating pop-tarts at your desk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I Can’t Stop Taking Pictures Of My Food