I'm 40% whatever you want me to be. Bite my shiny metal ass.

Member Since 03/06/2017

Mailbag: Two Guys Sharing A Bed On Trips, Uncircumcised And Insecure, And When You’re Too Old To Be A Virgin

Questions About Living Alone From A Guy Who’s Always Had Roommates

I Interviewed A Dynamic Positioning Officer On A Cable-Laying Ship To See What He Actually Does

My favorite work bathroom is under construction.

Post Grad Problems

My job forces me to use Internet Explorer.

Post Grad Problems

Have You Really “Been There” If You’ve Just Driven Through?

Workplace Mentors Are God’s Gift To The World

I’ve started greeting clients and partners with “How the hell are ya?” when I see them. I’m 24.

Post Grad Problems

The local dive bar I just became a regular at has a ‘for sale’ sign on its front door.

Post Grad Problems

Please Stop With The Emojis In Your Contacts