The holiday party hangover has me mindlessly clicking around an Excel sheet that I completed a week ago.
Saving PTO between Christmas and New Years by “working from home” when you know nobody will be in the office.
Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.
Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.