Bender

I'm 40% whatever you want me to be. Bite my shiny metal ass.

Member Since 03/06/2017

St. Patrick’s Day, A Lot Of Strippers, And A Dubai Wedding: The Worst Stories From This Weekend

Listening To A Book Does Not Count As Reading It, Asshole

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Performance review season. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.

Post Grad Problems