My closet office wife and I broke up, and people have started asking us, “Why aren’t you hanging out with/talking to each other anymore?” PGP.

Redownloading the Bumble and Tinder apps. PGP.

Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

Stressing over a three day project revamp, only to end up being told the original version was fine after all. PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.

Last week at my job, all desire to even act like I’m trying is gone. PGP.

“How’s your bracket?” PGP.