Bender

I'm 40% whatever you want me to be. Bite my shiny metal ass.

Member Since 03/06/2017

My Fiancée Is A Ross Sympathizer And That’s Very Troubling

Go See Your Heroes Before They’re All Gone

6 Burning Questions I’ve Always Had About Blow Jobs

Dating Advice, And Why It’s All A Bunch Of Bullshit

Friends Don’t Let Friends Order Sushi With Cream Cheese

Spent all weekend locked in a single vehicle with five of my in-laws driving 8 hours to my parents’ house and back. I was actually looking forward to work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I worry I’m getting fired whenever my boss asks what I’ve been working on. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part IV

I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

Post Grad Problems