I’ve been using my using my old roommate’s Netflix account for 5 years. PGP.

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

My LinkedIn account says I’m an All-Star, but my bank account says otherwise. PGP.

Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.

I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP.

I wish my boss had more vacation time. PGP.

Getting an email from Monster that today’s top match is your current job with your current company. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.