The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

90% of my day is spent avoiding emails and pretending I’m too busy to answer the phone. PGP.

Last week I got engaged to the love of my life. We met on Tinder. PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.

Moving the Snapchat text area to strategically block out your double chin. PGP.

My alma mater changed its logo. PGP.

I don’t consider myself a morning person, I’m more of a happy hour person.

Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.

Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP