Actually thinking of cutting back on my drinking. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

I didn’t know what #FHRITP was until today. Thanks, Jameis. PGP.

The office is my one escape from my A/C-less apartment. The office A/C broke today. PGP.

Office hosted a “Sunday Funday” yesterday. Got three “Where are you?” emails before 7 a.m. PGP.

Puked, but did not rally. PGP.

There’s a fine line between being underutilized and being unnecessary. I’m walking it. PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Sucking in the double chin and the gut at the same time. PGP.

Haven’t gotten a Tinder match in about a week. I’m telling myself it’s an issue with their servers. PGP.