Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing

Last one in, first one out.

Doublethink- Fully understanding you are lazy and replaceable. Yet, firmly believing you deserve a raise and bonus. PGP

Made a Ryan Braun joke after a drug test… My boss didn’t laugh.