My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.

Executives making sure to CC the entire company before sending emails patting themselves on the back. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

Thought I was getting yelled at via email because it was in all caps. Turns out my coworker is just a moron. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

I’m going to cut the next person that says, “Welcome to the real world!” PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.