Acting like the water is really cold when I dump it on my head because I’m too broke to buy a bag of ice. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

I’d rather be driving a Titleist…Well, a Top Flite at least. PGP.

Just accepted a much better, higher-paying job. It doesn’t start for 6 more weeks. PGP.

I just asked my coworkers if it was illegal to be drunk at work or just against company policies. They laughed because they thought I was kidding. PGP.

Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.

Not noticing that your raise kicked in. PGP.

“Are you reading PGP right now?” PGP.

You can tell a lot about someone by how they handle a double-booked conference room. PGP.

Learning the hard way to keep happy hour and social media separate. PGP.