When people are noticeably surprised when you get to the office before 9:00 am. PGP.
Got a 3% raise…Do I press my luck and ask the company for a french press in the break room?
Got a four percent raise today. It would barely cover my cable bill if I had one to begin with. PGP.
No, really. F**k your pumpkin spice latté.
Having the worst Excel game in the office. PGP.
My boss got beer for the office to celebrate a closing. He got Blue Moon. PGP.
Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.