Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

The first word out of my mouth every day is “fuuuuuuck.” PGP.

Just got a raise. After taxes I am now bringing home an extra $17 every two weeks. PGP.