I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a lifelong relationship is my relationship with Sallie Mae. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

Really starting to get tired of the breakfast at the hotel I’m staying in. PGP.

“Your request to increase your credit line has been denied.” PGP.

Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.