I think my neighbors are swingers, but I’m afraid to ask because it might just be Amway. PGP.
Drinking responsibly just isn’t as fun. PGP.
Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.
Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.
Matthew McConaughey is a dick turd.
Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.
Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.
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