MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.
Being way too proud of your airline and hotel rewards status. PGP.
I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.
The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.
Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.
Not being able to enter local businesses because they close at the same time my office does. PGP.
Proof that all pregnancy announcements could benefit by Morgan Freeman’s voice.
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