I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.
Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.
The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.
Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.
My girlfriend could do better. PGP.
My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.