I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

My 40 year old coworker has more sex than I do. PGP.

Tindering during mandatory company sexual harassment training. #PGP

Sororities still warning the new girls about me when they find out I’m coming to homecoming.

Can’t stop tweaking my resume. PGP

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Comparing credit scores at the bar. PGP

Being an ATO Alum and jealous of IU pledges. PGP.

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.