I haven’t had a legitimate answer to “what are you working on?” since before thanksgiving. PGP

Debating the professional consequences of not attend the office holiday party

Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

That feeling when the horrible economy keeps older employees in senior positions longer. PGP

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

“I apologize for the delay…” (I’ve been putting this off for as long as humanly possible)

After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

I’ll circle back with some touch-points after the deliverables are digested and we get a feeler from management.

Recently found out I am the lowest paid employee at my job and, through some clever loopholes in contract negotiations the year I was hired, am paid less than the contract minimum for any employee hired after me too.

Today I reported someone for smoking in a non-smoking area. At the age of 24, I have officially sold out. PGP