I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

HR manager was 15 minutes late to the time management meeting she was hosting. PGP.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

My last day at my current job is Wednesday. I have nothing to do until then. PGP.

Ignoring the call on the first ring so my boss thinks I’m actually on the phone with someone.

One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.

Still hungover from Halloween. PGP.

The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP

I didn’t start Drew Brees in fantasy this week. PGP

Bonnaroo dreams. Spotify reality. PGP.