I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.

I can’t handle following Miley Cyrus on Instgram.

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

I just Ralph’d in the break room trash can.

Had to actually send a fax today. In the year 2015. PGP.

Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k